I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
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Or, it's called the embalming process.
Ah, the miracle of dialysis! Yeah, you really want that. Only not.
It's called cleaning up, quit dating assholes that are "hot" and stop taking your bar buddies' advice.
I submitted this, it was about whiskey shits and a lack of gatoraid in the house, not being some bar skank
The magic vacuum is called a stomach pump.
poor little feller...he was just a boy