i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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