I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize