The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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