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  • And ultimately giving them a baby by mistake

    Submitted by Jnick on Oct 27, 11 at 10:36am
  • Asking for a kid the first time was enough. Bang her friend haha

    Submitted by EZ_LIKE_YOUR_MOM on Oct 27, 11 at 4:50pm
  • Why not just break up with her? That seems like it'd get the point across more clearly and you wouldn't be risking what you're trying to avoid. I suspect the answer is that he's really just looking for an excuse, any excuse, to sleep with her friends.

    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 11:52am
    • I concur, asshat.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 27, 11 at 5:37pm
      • wait, am I the asshat?

        Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 7:17pm
        • HAHAHA!!! Ok your question is funnier than the text. I'm pretty sure she isn't calling you an asshat, GA isn't a name caller unless provoked. She was probably talking about the OP. still funny though..... asshat (smh) I haven't heard that one in awhile.

          Submitted by threeoneseven on Oct 27, 11 at 9:59pm
          • I prefer calling people fucktards

            Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 28, 11 at 1:07am
          • Thank you for defending my name calling integrity. I piss off enough people without meaning to as it is.

            Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 28, 11 at 5:34am
        • I thought about correcting that one...but I get razzed for talking too much so I didn't. OP is definatly the asshat, you are mostly awesome.

          Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 28, 11 at 5:31am
          • I try to maintain a balance between skeevey perv and boyfriend material.

            Submitted by MD86 on Oct 28, 11 at 9:16am
  • Oops I did it again :)

    Submitted by cassssssie on Oct 27, 11 at 3:05pm
  • I share an area code with these people...

    Submitted by soapsuds on Oct 28, 11 at 4:34pm
    • Don't feel bad, I'm pretty sure that all of us share our area codes with people like this.

      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 12:31pm
  • Slip birth control in her drink

    Submitted by KELSiii on Oct 27, 11 at 4:21pm
  • I agree with Porksword. I think. Either way, you haven't lived until you let a girl take you up the derrier.

    Submitted by nonphotoblue on Oct 28, 11 at 1:10pm
  • @ lady and daisy. Yes I have. It hurt until I was able to relax, then it was great! Didn't smell so good though. You humorless bimbos.

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 28, 11 at 8:41am
  • Don't be the advice giver, it's just a funny txt. You killed the mood. Fck you responsible, mature adult!!

    Submitted by hoops4so on Oct 28, 11 at 8:58am
    • Even in the context of "it's just a joke", it's still not all that funny.

      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 10:38pm
  • Well I assume if he keeps calling it butt sex, he never will.

    Submitted by ladyrae on Oct 27, 11 at 11:33pm
  • Porksword, you've never had buttsex, have you!

    Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Oct 27, 11 at 10:49pm
  • THAT'S what butt sex is for!!!

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 27, 11 at 11:50am
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