I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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And ultimately giving them a baby by mistake
Why not just break up with her? That seems like it'd get the point across more clearly and you wouldn't be risking what you're trying to avoid. I suspect the answer is that he's really just looking for an excuse, any excuse, to sleep with her friends.
I concur, asshat.
wait, am I the asshat?
HAHAHA!!! Ok your question is funnier than the text. I'm pretty sure she isn't calling you an asshat, GA isn't a name caller unless provoked. She was probably talking about the OP. still funny though..... asshat (smh) I haven't heard that one in awhile.
I prefer calling people fucktards
Thank you for defending my name calling integrity. I piss off enough people without meaning to as it is.
I thought about correcting that one...but I get razzed for talking too much so I didn't. OP is definatly the asshat, you are mostly awesome.
I try to maintain a balance between skeevey perv and boyfriend material.
Asking for a kid the first time was enough. Bang her friend haha
Oops I did it again :)
I share an area code with these people...
Don't feel bad, I'm pretty sure that all of us share our area codes with people like this.
Slip birth control in her drink
I agree with Porksword. I think. Either way, you haven't lived until you let a girl take you up the derrier.
Don't be the advice giver, it's just a funny txt. You killed the mood. Fck you responsible, mature adult!!
Even in the context of "it's just a joke", it's still not all that funny.
@ lady and daisy. Yes I have. It hurt until I was able to relax, then it was great! Didn't smell so good though. You humorless bimbos.
wait, you were the receiver?
Well I assume if he keeps calling it butt sex, he never will.
Porksword, you've never had buttsex, have you!
THAT'S what butt sex is for!!!