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  • 94 53
    Submitted by Jnick on Oct 27, 11 at 10:36am

    And ultimately giving them a baby by mistake

  • 78 61
    Submitted by EZ_LIKE_YOUR_MOM on Oct 27, 11 at 4:50pm

    Asking for a kid the first time was enough. Bang her friend haha

  • 70 46
    Submitted by cassssssie on Oct 27, 11 at 3:05pm

    Oops I did it again :)

  • 77 60
    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 11:52am

    Why not just break up with her? That seems like it'd get the point across more clearly and you wouldn't be risking what you're trying to avoid. I suspect the answer is that he's really just looking for an excuse, any excuse, to sleep with her friends.

    • 43 61
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 27, 11 at 5:37pm

      I concur, asshat.

      • 45 55
        Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 7:17pm

        wait, am I the asshat?

        • 43 57
          Submitted by threeoneseven on Oct 27, 11 at 9:59pm

          HAHAHA!!! Ok your question is funnier than the text. I'm pretty sure she isn't calling you an asshat, GA isn't a name caller unless provoked. She was probably talking about the OP. still funny though..... asshat (smh) I haven't heard that one in awhile.

          • 46 55
            Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 28, 11 at 1:07am

            I prefer calling people fucktards

          • 51 41
            Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 28, 11 at 5:34am

            Thank you for defending my name calling integrity. I piss off enough people without meaning to as it is.

        • 45 45
          Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 28, 11 at 5:31am

          I thought about correcting that one...but I get razzed for talking too much so I didn't. OP is definatly the asshat, you are mostly awesome.

          • 49 51
            Submitted by MD86 on Oct 28, 11 at 9:16am

            I try to maintain a balance between skeevey perv and boyfriend material.

  • 69 63
    Submitted by KELSiii on Oct 27, 11 at 4:21pm

    Slip birth control in her drink

  • 50 42
    Submitted by nonphotoblue on Oct 28, 11 at 1:10pm

    I agree with Porksword. I think. Either way, you haven't lived until you let a girl take you up the derrier.

  • 49 44
    Submitted by soapsuds on Oct 28, 11 at 4:34pm

    I share an area code with these people...

    • 46 45
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 12:31pm

      Don't feel bad, I'm pretty sure that all of us share our area codes with people like this.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 28, 11 at 8:41am

    @ lady and daisy. Yes I have. It hurt until I was able to relax, then it was great! Didn't smell so good though. You humorless bimbos.

    • 41 49
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 28, 11 at 11:35am

      wait, you were the receiver?

  • 47 65
    Submitted by hoops4so on Oct 28, 11 at 8:58am

    Don't be the advice giver, it's just a funny txt. You killed the mood. Fck you responsible, mature adult!!

    • 40 56
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 10:38pm

      Even in the context of "it's just a joke", it's still not all that funny.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by ladyrae on Oct 27, 11 at 11:33pm

    Well I assume if he keeps calling it butt sex, he never will.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Oct 27, 11 at 10:49pm

    Porksword, you've never had buttsex, have you!

  • 42 90
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 27, 11 at 11:50am

    THAT'S what butt sex is for!!!