Porn is love you can see.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I had to cum in my sink.
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