Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...that's not what you do with the burritos.
and in a open relationship with the toilet...
I had a nacho bell Grande from them once and I punished my toilet so bad these guys in suits came and took me to the Netherlands
Wooden shoes are no bueno.
and you're going to stay single if you keep eating it
The cause and effect are backwards: you're relationship with Taco Bell is why you're now single
Somebody will be a single gordito forever.
WTF... Great reply!
"Te quiero, Taco Bell."
Is meat substitute as good as the real thing?
textured vegetable protein in my taco?? no wait!!!
Where's GA Peach? it's been so long since I've seen an awful reply attempting to be witty.
Lol...I got to go back to work! Never been excited for work...now I'm bored again. Btw my responce to this one is "moo."
O_o Point proven.
off topic but apparently in the new twilight movie Edward bones bell and breaks the bed....anyone think he had that whiny emo bitch "skin of a killer" speech?...like " this is the dick of a killer...these are the balls of a killer..see them dangling...so dangerous..dangerous danglies"
Confirming it totally off topic. Also giving. you validation as having the funniest comment on this post. Now I have that vision and speech in me mind.
Keep it up, and you'll be in a relationship with high cholesterol...Moderation, my friend...
I'm pretty sure this is a repost