some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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