we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
wow bdsm is so cute
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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