Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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