Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
