Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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