we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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