yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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That sounds like the norm in 586 lol
best thing of my life, ahaha
I actually laughed out loud for this one
Was it filled with skittles?
The brave little toaster!!
Story of my life
Sounds like a normal Friday night around here
Roseville in the houseeeee
Bet this person was rollin too hard
Toaster loooove. Yumm.
niiiiiiiiice toaster. nooooooooo decepticon....noooooooo....niiiiiiiiiice!
What's with all these toaster texts?
Serious shit my boy was just woken up by his gf bringing in a toaster and a glass of water to bed trying to electrocute him. It wasn't plugged in. Yes she was drunk. He lives in 586 land.
This happened to me once. Except it was the 90s Transformers: The Movie and I was sobbing because Optimus died and clinging to my entertainment center. Best night ever.