I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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