I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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