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  • Why would this be difficult? It's not quantum physics or anything....dick in one hand aim at urinal.....phone in the other hand, don't drop in said urinal.

    Submitted by highasballs on Jan 22, 13 at 5:19pm
  • I fail to see how peeing with one hand while texting something accurately has anything to do with drinking.

    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Jan 22, 13 at 5:02pm
  • Joke's on you, I piss with no hands. \nStep one: Let it dangle.\nStep Two: Stand over pot. \nWin.

    Submitted by The_L0st_Rang3r on Jan 22, 13 at 7:03pm
  • Joke's on you, I piss with no hands. Step One: Let it dangle.Step Two: Stand over pot. Step Three: Win.

    Submitted by The_L0st_Rang3r on Jan 22, 13 at 7:04pm
  • If you can't just aim with your hips, you don't deserve a penis.

    Submitted by firstisworst on May 15, 14 at 5:58pm