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    Submitted by highasballs on Jan 22, 13 at 5:19pm

    Why would this be difficult? It's not quantum physics or anything....dick in one hand aim at urinal.....phone in the other hand, don't drop in said urinal.

  • 45 33
    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Jan 22, 13 at 5:02pm

    I fail to see how peeing with one hand while texting something accurately has anything to do with drinking.

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    Submitted by The_L0st_Rang3r on Jan 22, 13 at 7:03pm

    Joke's on you, I piss with no hands. \nStep one: Let it dangle.\nStep Two: Stand over pot. \nWin.

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    Submitted by The_L0st_Rang3r on Jan 22, 13 at 7:04pm

    Joke's on you, I piss with no hands. Step One: Let it dangle.Step Two: Stand over pot. Step Three: Win.

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    Submitted by firstisworst on May 15, 14 at 5:58pm

    If you can't just aim with your hips, you don't deserve a penis.