When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Why would this be difficult? It's not quantum physics or anything....dick in one hand aim at urinal.....phone in the other hand, don't drop in said urinal.
I fail to see how peeing with one hand while texting something accurately has anything to do with drinking.
Joke's on you, I piss with no hands. \nStep one: Let it dangle.\nStep Two: Stand over pot. \nWin.
Joke's on you, I piss with no hands. Step One: Let it dangle.Step Two: Stand over pot. Step Three: Win.
If you can't just aim with your hips, you don't deserve a penis.