you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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