That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
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yeah, either trapped in a house or dairy queen, they both work.
the ambiguity is beautiful
dairy queen blizzards?
I don't understand...
TRUE. Though pretty much any situation where a girl has to spend the night works.
lmao, i laugh every time i see this one
its more funny ambigously...
DAIRY QUEEN!!! Must have been a fuckin fat ass virgin.
Oh. like trapped in a cozy cabin during a winter storm and your only choice of activity
is getting naked and rubbing parts together
Haha, i totally thought of dairy queen too! hahaha, but it didn't make sense!
It's actually slurpees, thank you.