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go home
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
we're making bets on your personal life
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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