the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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