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  • Submitted by iowawashington on Dec 9, 10 at 9:29am

    You're a true friend. Give me a call when you need help moving your shit to a new apartment.

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    Submitted by soko on Dec 9, 10 at 12:16pm

    But, if she says no, you look like an ass. Oops, too late for that!

  • Submitted by jimmyboy on Dec 9, 10 at 9:15am

    Funny, they usedta say the same thing about your mom

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    Submitted by evolwayz on Dec 9, 10 at 10:08am

    Moron logic is stupid on a brilliant level isnt it

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    Submitted by ladykatie09 on Dec 9, 10 at 11:23am

    That's a noble cause. Messed up thing to do... but your intentions are in the right place. XD

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    Submitted by cyanidemonster on Dec 9, 10 at 10:47am

    You brave soul. You'll be in history books all across these United States.

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      Submitted by iowawashington on Dec 9, 10 at 5:34pm

      "Roommate and love interest slain in bloody massacre" Sounds like a good read.

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    Submitted by Taipan on Dec 9, 10 at 11:56am

    I guess you'd prove your point, but you'd be just as much of a slut as her. Not to mention your roomie might see it as a backstabber move.

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Dec 9, 10 at 3:26pm

    thats a dick move even by my standards

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    Submitted by dallasdivr on Dec 9, 10 at 12:22pm

    So lemme get this straight- instead of just the two of them having herps, you will too... Great plan! Too bad it's not deadly so we could all see Darwin in action.

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    Submitted by loriann87 on Dec 10, 10 at 2:34am

    Takin one for the team!

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    Submitted by Lawlzbird7 on Dec 9, 10 at 8:34pm

    Can I help?

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    Submitted by clarknova76 on Dec 9, 10 at 3:45pm

    For that to be completely logical it must also be true that a girl must be a slut to consider sleeping with you. You're a real winner.

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      Submitted by colabea on Dec 12, 10 at 7:58pm

      haha that's what I thought. high self esteem indeed

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 10, 10 at 1:37am

    Sure your excuse for the fact she's hot and you haven't got any in awhile and jealous he's getting it.

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    Submitted by niceman on Dec 9, 10 at 2:18pm

    Please film that shit and tell us where we can view the footage

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    Submitted by famine50 on Dec 9, 10 at 9:28am

    That's a true friend right there!

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    Submitted by yeahokay on Dec 13, 10 at 7:11pm

    Then the guy is a slut too\nWhy are only girls called sluts when they like sex? WTF \nFuck all of you