I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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You're a true friend. Give me a call when you need help moving your shit to a new apartment.
Moron logic is stupid on a brilliant level isnt it
Funny, they usedta say the same thing about your mom
But, if she says no, you look like an ass. Oops, too late for that!
You brave soul. You'll be in history books all across these United States.
"Roommate and love interest slain in bloody massacre" Sounds like a good read.
I guess you'd prove your point, but you'd be just as much of a slut as her. Not to mention your roomie might see it as a backstabber move.
That's a noble cause. Messed up thing to do... but your intentions are in the right place. XD
Can I help?
thats a dick move even by my standards
So lemme get this straight- instead of just the two of them having herps, you will too... Great plan! Too bad it's not deadly so we could all see Darwin in action.
For that to be completely logical it must also be true that a girl must be a slut to consider sleeping with you. You're a real winner.
haha that's what I thought. high self esteem indeed
Takin one for the team!
That's a true friend right there!
Please film that shit and tell us where we can view the footage
Sure your excuse for the fact she's hot and you haven't got any in awhile and jealous he's getting it.
Then the guy is a slut too\nWhy are only girls called sluts when they like sex? WTF \nFuck all of you