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  • TSA=teat suckin assholes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Does anyone on this stupid site remember September 11, 2001, or were any of you even born then......TSA stops idiots with guns, knives, and many other prohibited items daily from being carried on the the aircraft. I would hate to see what would happen if they weren't there to protect us!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:27am
  • First and that is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:01am
  • Jared, you're an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:30pm
  • It's when the TSA officers are so dumb that they don't understand the basic concepts of WHY they're doing what they are... Besides, if someone really wanted to do something, the TSA rules are relatively easy to get around, if you know what you're doing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:11am
  • What do welfare and foodstamps have to do with this text? Moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:26pm
  • Sounds like it's gonna be A Very Guantanamo Christmas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:11am
  • This is probably my favorite TFLN.

    Submitted by Texas21 on Jun 7, 10 at 6:29pm
  • Jared- Why would you say someones father is "piss poor", whom you've never met?? You need to grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:37am
  • Omg so embarassing. I would kill myself!! Bahahahahahahahahahahahhshha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:10am
  • 1235 Tsa IS a joke. You know how mych of a false sense of security they give? Its un fucking believable. So grandma cant get knitting needles through security, but they sell fucking glass bottles on the "secure" side. Give me a fucking break. I sure as shit know u can do a sgit ton of damage with a glass bottle. And anyone thats ever been in a bar fight will conferm that! - jared

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Jared: No, you failed to note the distinction between the agents themselves and their superiors; hence, you're the idiot here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:10pm
  • Seriously dude. What's stopping someone from innoculating themselves with ebola or a hantavirus or whatever and getting on the plane just prior to symptoms showing... Or having a baggy of anthrax and volatilizing it on the plane??? Seriously, for those that know what they're doing, this WOULD BE EASY!!! Not that I'd do that... Very against harming others, but the fact remains that this is EASY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:56am
  • What do welfare and foodstamps have to do with this text? Moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:27pm
  • "610 would be LVI airport in Allentown. Nice by the way " Or they could live in Delco, which is about 20ish minutes from Philly International.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:12am
  • He has actually never "fucked it up" and he is retired from his old job you dumb shit. Have you even graduated high school yet? You don't know anything so stop talking!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:45pm
  • Tsa is a joke but they are federal sooo if you touch one the long dick of the goverment will fuck you not tsa. There's plenty of shit you can get past them. Once I got on a hard plastic knife, a piano cord, and pepper spray in a mini bottle. Just to see if I could. And u can try it sometime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Jared just has a small penis and doesn't think before he speaks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Jared: you're an idiot, and I mean that in the most literal sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:26am
  • 1238- Fuck your father and tsa fucking friends. Tsa was around prior to 9/11 ass clown. They may be there for "our security" but there still a fucking joke. Tsa has a task force that will actually sneak shit on a plane to see what they can get by. Theve gotten a fucking axe on. As well as a FUCKING SAWED OFF SHOTGUN!!! i mean r u fucking kidding me!? Ur dad is a piss poor person working for a piss poor agancy, just more tax money wasted. -jared

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:23am
  • I mean, an epipen can be used to induce a heart attack! Really, the dudes that make the rules have good intentions and that, but have no real concept! Did you know that WD40 will set off bomb detectors? And there's a whole slew of other problems that they just don't take into consideration... Like the radiation dosages from those scans! They're actually pretty significant!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:55am
  • 130 says u dipshit -jared

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful. This is fine work delco. Fine fine work. Let me guess you're from upper Darby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:18am
  • 9:45- Yes i finished high school. And have a masters in aviaton as well. I also happen to travel alot. Dealing with tsa quite often, so i see ALOT of fuck ups working in that agency. All they are is a false sense of security. -jared

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:41pm
  • 610 would be LVI airport in Allentown. Nice by the way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Jared: masters in aviation? Unlikely... No such thing... Not aviation in general, and PS supervisors don't need to be agents, particularly if they came as a high ranking officer from military, were a specialist in defence stuff, etc. I deal with this kind of stuff, so I know that you're talking out of your ass, so shove it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:48am
  • 10:10/1:37 The "supervisers" were agents themselves at one point. And also, how fucking hard can it be to know what should and shouldnt go on a plane? Oh and ur dad is "piss poor" because he has a job that requires little to no skill. Yet can still fuck it up! -jared

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:59am
  • 9:27- I agree 100%! Thanks TSA <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:30am
  • I've assualted a cop when I was drunk I guess it a felony

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:42am
  • That's pretty funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:18am
  • Jared: you're an idiot b/c the problem isn't necessarily the TSA agents themselves, it's their lack of adequate training and poor supervisors that really don't understand what could go wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 12:59am
  • hahah yes 610 is the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:58pm
  • 1259 U just disagreed with me, by using the same points im making. Do u relize that makes u sound like a retatd? -jared

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 4:54pm
  • hahahahha. hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:36am
  • TSA got put in place after September 11th and stop knives, guns, and other things from getting onto planes everyday. Those of you who say they do nothing don't know enough about what they do and what can't be able to pads through security. Tsa was put in place to protect us and I'm proud my father is aTSA officer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:38am
  • 3:20, it's not necessarily LVIA. People from the Lehigh Valley fly out of Philly or Newark just as often, if not more often. It can be a bitch of a drive, but it's easier in terms of flights. Plus, they could've been going between places or going back, etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:25pm
  • 12:35, What the fuck? Asshole. Just because one doesn't have very much money doesn't mean they're dumb. People have anger issues.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:24pm
  • 1226 And why is that? -jared

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:14am
  • OP TELL YOUR DAD TO STOP TRYING TO FUK BOYS AT THE AIRPORT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:47pm
  • That is amazing. What airport?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:10am
  • go pops. u sir should buy ur father a drink.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Just fyi, 610 doesn't mean they even live in Delco. I have a 610 number, as do all my friends from home, and none of us live there... Security will usually not make it a big deal if it's a "harmless" incident. Sadly, my cousins have essentially assaulted security at the Philadelphia airport. All they got was a fine and an hour long lecture.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:56pm
  • id be proud. whatd he do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:02am
  • "Just fyi, 610 doesn't mean they even live in Delco. I have a 610 number, as do all my friends from home, and none of us live there..." Yea I know, i just get annoyed when people fail to realize how big the 610 area code is. --(November 30, 2009 1:12AM)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Jared- could you post where you got your info from? Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 4:22am
  • And Jared, it's the concept that the cut off for 100 mL bottles, etc is pointless, and it varies depending on the outgoing airport... I mean have you never been through Heathrow? As much as I love shopping there, the "do you have anything that can be used as a weapon" is dumb! Really, if you put your mind to it, anything can be used as a weapon if you try hard enough

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:52am
  • I live in Delco, sounds like a delco move, but prolly Allentown because I heard nothing of this on the news or in the papers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 1:16am
  • I will agree with 1:37

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 1:45pm
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