My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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TSA=teat suckin assholes
Does anyone on this stupid site remember September 11, 2001, or were any of you even born then......TSA stops idiots with guns, knives, and many other prohibited items daily from being carried on the the aircraft. I would hate to see what would happen if they weren't there to protect us!!!!!!!!
Jared, you're an idiot.
It's when the TSA officers are so dumb that they don't understand the basic concepts of WHY they're doing what they are... Besides, if someone really wanted to do something, the TSA rules are relatively easy to get around, if you know what you're doing
What do welfare and foodstamps have to do with this text? Moron.
Sounds like it's gonna be A Very Guantanamo Christmas.
First and that is awesome
This is probably my favorite TFLN.
Jared- Why would you say someones father is "piss poor", whom you've never met?? You need to grow up.
Omg so embarassing. I would kill myself!! Bahahahahahahahahahahahhshha
Tsa IS a joke. You know how mych of a false sense of security they give? Its un fucking believable. So grandma cant get knitting needles through security, but they sell fucking glass bottles on the "secure" side. Give me a fucking break. I sure as shit know u can do a sgit ton of damage with a glass bottle. And anyone thats ever been in a bar fight will conferm that!
Jared: No, you failed to note the distinction between the agents themselves and their superiors; hence, you're the idiot here
Seriously dude. What's stopping someone from innoculating themselves with ebola or a hantavirus or whatever and getting on the plane just prior to symptoms showing... Or having a baggy of anthrax and volatilizing it on the plane??? Seriously, for those that know what they're doing, this WOULD BE EASY!!! Not that I'd do that... Very against harming others, but the fact remains that this is EASY
He has actually never "fucked it up" and he is retired from his old job you dumb shit. Have you even graduated high school yet? You don't know anything so stop talking!
"610 would be LVI airport in Allentown. Nice by the way "
Or they could live in Delco, which is about 20ish minutes from Philly International.
Tsa is a joke but they are federal sooo if you touch one the long dick of the goverment will fuck you not tsa. There's plenty of shit you can get past them. Once I got on a hard plastic knife, a piano cord, and pepper spray in a mini bottle. Just to see if I could. And u can try it sometime
Jared just has a small penis and doesn't think before he speaks.
Fuck your father and tsa fucking friends. Tsa was around prior to 9/11 ass clown. They may be there for "our security" but there still a fucking joke. Tsa has a task force that will actually sneak shit on a plane to see what they can get by. Theve gotten a fucking axe on. As well as a FUCKING SAWED OFF SHOTGUN!!! i mean r u fucking kidding me!? Ur dad is a piss poor person working for a piss poor agancy, just more tax money wasted.
Jared: you're an idiot, and I mean that in the most literal sense
I mean, an epipen can be used to induce a heart attack! Really, the dudes that make the rules have good intentions and that, but have no real concept! Did you know that WD40 will set off bomb detectors? And there's a whole slew of other problems that they just don't take into consideration... Like the radiation dosages from those scans! They're actually pretty significant!
Yes i finished high school. And have a masters in aviaton as well. I also happen to travel alot. Dealing with tsa quite often, so i see ALOT of fuck ups working in that agency. All they are is a false sense of security.
The "supervisers" were agents themselves at one point. And also, how fucking hard can it be to know what should and shouldnt go on a plane? Oh and ur dad is "piss poor" because he has a job that requires little to no skill. Yet can still fuck it up!
Jared: you're an idiot b/c the problem isn't necessarily the TSA agents themselves, it's their lack of adequate training and poor supervisors that really don't understand what could go wrong
says u dipshit
610 would be LVI airport in Allentown. Nice by the way
Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful. This is fine work delco. Fine fine work. Let me guess you're from upper Darby
That's pretty funny.
Jared: masters in aviation? Unlikely... No such thing... Not aviation in general, and PS supervisors don't need to be agents, particularly if they came as a high ranking officer from military, were a specialist in defence stuff, etc. I deal with this kind of stuff, so I know that you're talking out of your ass, so shove it
9:27- I agree 100%! Thanks TSA <3
I've assualted a cop when I was drunk I guess it a felony
hahah yes 610 is the best
U just disagreed with me, by using the same points im making. Do u relize that makes u sound like a retatd?
TSA got put in place after September 11th and stop knives, guns, and other things from getting onto planes everyday. Those of you who say they do nothing don't know enough about what they do and what can't be able to pads through security. Tsa was put in place to protect us and I'm proud my father is aTSA officer
3:20, it's not necessarily LVIA. People from the Lehigh Valley fly out of Philly or Newark just as often, if not more often. It can be a bitch of a drive, but it's easier in terms of flights. Plus, they could've been going between places or going back, etc.
12:35, What the fuck? Asshole. Just because one doesn't have very much money doesn't mean they're dumb. People have anger issues.
And why is that?
OP TELL YOUR DAD TO STOP TRYING TO FUK BOYS AT THE AIRPORT!
go pops. u sir should buy ur father a drink.
That is amazing. What airport?
id be proud. whatd he do?
And Jared, it's the concept that the cut off for 100 mL bottles, etc is pointless, and it varies depending on the outgoing airport... I mean have you never been through Heathrow? As much as I love shopping there, the "do you have anything that can be used as a weapon" is dumb! Really, if you put your mind to it, anything can be used as a weapon if you try hard enough
Jared- could you post where you got your info from? Thanks.
Just fyi, 610 doesn't mean they even live in Delco. I have a 610 number, as do all my friends from home, and none of us live there...
Security will usually not make it a big deal if it's a "harmless" incident. Sadly, my cousins have essentially assaulted security at the Philadelphia airport. All they got was a fine and an hour long lecture.
"Just fyi, 610 doesn't mean they even live in Delco. I have a 610 number, as do all my friends from home, and none of us live there..."
Yea I know, i just get annoyed when people fail to realize how big the 610 area code is.
--(November 30, 2009 1:12AM)
I live in Delco, sounds like a delco move, but prolly Allentown because I heard nothing of this on the news or in the papers
I will agree with 1:37