let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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