he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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It's always the best time for him
Maybe you have a knack for choosing the worst time to barge in without knocking?
Sounds like my cousin Walter. He jerked off in a plane once.
Same one that got the cat stuck up his ass?
there is never a bad time to masturbate. however, there certainly are times in which it us frowned upon.
Jewhater, just want you to know u are the scum of the earth. Also nobody gives two shits about you being first. Id love to run into and ignorant fuck like you in real life.
With a car.
Bankdis: hypothetical high-five?
Nonsense! the worst time to masturbate is the time you didn't do it!
Was it a funeral, visiting a children's nursery or a trip to an abortion clinic?
It's just frowned on. Lyk masterbating on a airplane. No that's illegal too. Everyones so uptight after 911. Damn you bin laden.
Like a deer in headlights?