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  • Submitted by said8ED on Dec 18, 10 at 2:41pm

    It's always the best time for him

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    Submitted by CapN_Winky on Dec 18, 10 at 3:39pm

    there is never a bad time to masturbate. however, there certainly are times in which it us frowned upon.

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    Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Dec 18, 10 at 4:18pm

    Maybe you have a knack for choosing the worst time to barge in without knocking?

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    Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Dec 18, 10 at 10:38pm

    Sounds like my cousin Walter. He jerked off in a plane once.

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      Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Dec 19, 10 at 2:30am

      Same one that got the cat stuck up his ass?

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    Submitted by bankdis on Dec 18, 10 at 1:45pm

    Jewhater, just want you to know u are the scum of the earth. Also nobody gives two shits about you being first. Id love to run into and ignorant fuck like you in real life.

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      Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 18, 10 at 2:13pm

      With a car.

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    Submitted by BurningMelon on Dec 18, 10 at 2:05pm

    Bankdis: hypothetical high-five?

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    Submitted by getwhatuget on Dec 18, 10 at 6:09pm

    Nonsense! the worst time to masturbate is the time you didn't do it!

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    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Dec 18, 10 at 5:58pm

    Was it a funeral, visiting a children's nursery or a trip to an abortion clinic?

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    Submitted by deadpool91 on Dec 19, 10 at 1:26pm

    It's just frowned on. Lyk masterbating on a airplane. No that's illegal too. Everyones so uptight after 911. Damn you bin laden.

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    Submitted by dre623 on Jan 11, 11 at 1:57am

    Jim Levenstein?

  • Submitted by JewHater on Dec 18, 10 at 11:32am

    First! :D

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    Submitted by peaches49 on Dec 20, 10 at 1:28pm

    Like a deer in headlights?