Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
this hospital has no fireball
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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