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  • I don't understand why this would ever be an issue. Is it that difficult to Google a diagram of a vagina? The clit is RIGHT THERE. It's always RIGHT THERE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:24pm
  • It's like starting to take off a raincoat, just push back the hood. Hello little friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:23pm
  • you have to be a really bad fuck to miss the clit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:39pm
  • If the guy is this bad at finding her clit, I can't imagine how bad the rest of his "technique" is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:31pm
  • 2:15's dick is just as hard to find. Hence the reason for the inaccurate, deragatory statement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:22pm
  • Do you need an illustrated diagram? Seriously, no matter what someone's weight is or how their vajay looks, it's seriously not hard to find.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Labianplasty has ridiculous side effects. No such thing as pretty genitalia, vagina or penis. Deal with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Some girls have smaller clits than others

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:21pm
  • Wow I don't understand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:12pm
  • She couldn't find her own clit.. you people aren't paying attention.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:55pm
  • This guy must be even worse at Where's Waldo..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:45pm
  • IT'S RIGHT THERE. Seriously, how can you miss it? It's like going into a field and not noticing the only fucking tree there (which is standing SMACK DAB in the center)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 11:29pm
  • LOL LOL LOL @ 6:24PM. I was thinking the same thing. I mean, Im a small girl (size 2) but I cannot stop thinking, unless he was trying to lick shamu (sp?) from sea world, how could he not find it?? Invest in a few sex ed. books, and a karma sutra :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:00pm
  • How big is this chic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:57pm
  • Get her wet, roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:13pm
  • um, the clit is ALWAYS there. in the SAME PLACE. I'd hate to see you try and find the g-spot. *shudder*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:27pm
  • she's not fat, she has curves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:36pm
  • I wish I had a clit instead of this tiny schlong. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:42pm
  • LMAO!! Lasagna lips....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:14pm
  • i know that girl... it's teeny tiny! it was an awkward night to say the least!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:51pm
  • Sox & Towels...Excellent imagery; also great name for a band

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:39am
  • The clit extends backwards. You could stimulate the hood and receive a similar, though admittedly milder, response. There's no excuse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Eep! But I agree with everyone else, it shouldn't be that damn hard to find it. Its like finding a tumor in a pile of earlobes, and it's always in the same spot. Come on, man. Also, as far as imagery goes, that was a great visual. Almost as good as my guy saying "Yeah, I've been with some ladies whos vaginas looked like baseball mitts filled with roast beef." Right in the middle of going down on me, too. He's a keeper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 6:56am
  • Ummm...you're doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:24pm
  • my question is, if she couldnt find it, y did u juss show her? epic fail on both sides of the equation, you fucking tools

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:39pm
  • Jesus H Christ... please go back to 3:36... stop talking about how HE didn't know what he was doing.... here's the better question... How did SHE not know how to find HER clit? epic fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:48pm
  • oh 7:00 i love that you questioned your spelling of shamu. blondes really do have more fun don't they?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:35pm
  • This sounds like u were looking inside her for the clit.. That would be where the Gspot lives.. Either way I'm sure you'll miss it. Hey type gspot in your iPhone.. It guesses you meant to write happy.. Good guess iPhone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:33pm
  • You must be talking about Prcilla it's dangerous down there u might get lost in those curtians

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:50pm
  • I like that line, I will have to use it sometime...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:23pm
  • hope you were violent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:16pm
  • Omfg that is some gross crap. Well said my friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:56am
  • Beef curtains much?

    Submitted by stephcyanide on Jan 17, 11 at 11:45am
  • Don't know where that 'n' came from. But anyway: loss of sensation, painful intercourse, painful childbirth, skin discoloration, scar overgrowth, etc. Not to mention the usual cosmetic surgery risks of blood clots and infection.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:43pm
  • 3:36 is right and you are all a bunch of fucktard losers. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:47pm
  • My penis is hard to find when it's inverted. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Fuck all you homosexuals. I love sucking on the throbbing clit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:40pm
  • @4:08. I'm from br as well. I know plenty of girls who probably have just as hard of a time finding their clit as you do guys trying to find yours...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:14am
  • Your mom's clit is nasty. Looks like a pruned dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:40pm
  • 4:01- haha, funny. I'm from BR and I could name a few guys who are afflicted with the problem of not knowing where the clit it. Truly sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:08pm
  • That's a gross visual...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Hmm... That fat, huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:11pm
  • One of my guy friends at school was talking about how he could never fin it. Turns out he thought it was in the vagina. We basically had to draw him a map. Best.lunch.discussion.ever.

    Submitted by tadahitsjenni on Jan 3, 11 at 11:38pm
  • seriously, i think the first "her" was a typo. i promise she knows exactly where her clit is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 2:48am
  • So has no one else paid attention to the text, "HER finding HER clit" you all are quite stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:36pm
  • It's called clittylitter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:41pm
  • You're right 3:36, we're all tard basket monkeys cause we didn't adress the grammar issue presented in this text. Go read some Highlights, you fuck, this is TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:01pm
  • 7:00 you're fucking ridiculous. And why aren't you a size 0?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:48pm
  • I was with a girl once who's clit was so small, that pulling the hood back didn't expose it. Freaked me out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:38pm
  • This is why I love baton rouge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:11pm
  • Lmfao!!!! Omg who says that.....?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Ahh the chipped ham pussy that's never good. Walk away from that and you'll thank me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:15pm
  • CLITS AREN'T HARD TO FIND what are you a virgin?!?! hahaha ydi. my ex was terrible at this, too. unless you ARE my ex...lolz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:36pm
  • You obviously know nothing about pussy. Just pull back the hood (seriously) and it's right there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:40pm
  • I had an ex juuuust like the op.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:28am
  • Someone hasn't washed.... Ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:51pm
  • 7:00, are you fucked? Just as a creepy fact, killer whale 'lips' are much tighter than probably any human, even the tightest of porn stars. If they had roast beef lips, then that would just cause some mighty drag when they swim! And also, there is no whale named Shamu. Not anymore, at least. She died many years ago. Shamu is just a stage name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 7:36pm
  • 7:00- It's Kama Sutra

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:03am