i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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I don't understand why this would ever be an issue. Is it that difficult to Google a diagram of a vagina? The clit is RIGHT THERE. It's always RIGHT THERE.
It's like starting to take off a raincoat, just push back the hood. Hello little friend.
you have to be a really bad fuck to miss the clit.
If the guy is this bad at finding her clit, I can't imagine how bad the rest of his "technique" is.
2:15's dick is just as hard to find. Hence the reason for the inaccurate, deragatory statement.
Do you need an illustrated diagram? Seriously, no matter what someone's weight is or how their vajay looks, it's seriously not hard to find.
Some girls have smaller clits than others
Labianplasty has ridiculous side effects. No such thing as pretty genitalia, vagina or penis. Deal with it.
Wow I don't understand
She couldn't find her own clit.. you people aren't paying attention.
This guy must be even worse at Where's Waldo..
IT'S RIGHT THERE. Seriously, how can you miss it? It's like going into a field and not noticing the only fucking tree there (which is standing SMACK DAB in the center)
LOL LOL LOL @ 6:24PM. I was thinking the same thing. I mean, Im a small girl (size 2) but I cannot stop thinking, unless he was trying to lick shamu (sp?) from sea world, how could he not find it?? Invest in a few sex ed. books, and a karma sutra :)
Get her wet, roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot
How big is this chic!
LMAO!! Lasagna lips....
she's not fat, she has curves
I wish I had a clit instead of this tiny schlong.
um, the clit is ALWAYS there. in the SAME PLACE. I'd hate to see you try and find the g-spot. *shudder*
But I agree with everyone else, it shouldn't be that damn hard to find it.
Its like finding a tumor in a pile of earlobes, and it's always in the same spot.
Come on, man.
Also, as far as imagery goes, that was a great visual. Almost as good as my guy saying "Yeah, I've been with some ladies whos vaginas looked like baseball mitts filled with roast beef." Right in the middle of going down on me, too.
He's a keeper.
Jesus H Christ... please go back to 3:36... stop talking about how HE didn't know what he was doing.... here's the better question... How did SHE not know how to find HER clit? epic fail
Ummm...you're doing it wrong.
Sox & Towels...Excellent imagery; also great name for a band
The clit extends backwards. You could stimulate the hood and receive a similar, though admittedly milder, response. There's no excuse.
i know that girl... it's teeny tiny! it was an awkward night to say the least!
my question is, if she couldnt find it, y did u juss show her? epic fail on both sides of the equation, you fucking tools
oh 7:00 i love that you questioned your spelling of shamu. blondes really do have more fun don't they?
You must be talking about Prcilla it's dangerous down there u might get lost in those curtians
This sounds like u were looking inside her for the clit.. That would be where the Gspot lives.. Either way I'm sure you'll miss it.
Hey type gspot in your iPhone.. It guesses you meant to write happy.. Good guess iPhone!
I like that line,
I will have to use it sometime...
Omfg that is some gross crap. Well said my friend
Don't know where that 'n' came from. But anyway: loss of sensation, painful intercourse, painful childbirth, skin discoloration, scar overgrowth, etc. Not to mention the usual cosmetic surgery risks of blood clots and infection.
hope you were violent
Beef curtains much?
3:36 is right and you are all a bunch of fucktard losers.
My penis is hard to find when it's inverted.
Your mom's clit is nasty. Looks like a pruned dick.
Fuck all you homosexuals. I love sucking on the throbbing clit.
4:01- haha, funny.
I'm from BR and I could name a few guys who are afflicted with the problem of not knowing where the clit it. Truly sad.
@4:08. I'm from br as well. I know plenty of girls who probably have just as hard of a time finding their clit as you do guys trying to find yours...
That's a gross visual...
One of my guy friends at school was talking about how he could never fin it. Turns out he thought it was in the vagina. We basically had to draw him a map. Best.lunch.discussion.ever.
So has no one else paid attention to the text, "HER finding HER clit" you all are quite stupid
Hmm... That fat, huh?
It's called clittylitter
You're right 3:36, we're all tard basket monkeys cause we didn't adress the grammar issue presented in this text. Go read some Highlights, you fuck, this is TFLN.
seriously, i think the first "her" was a typo. i promise she knows exactly where her clit is.
7:00 you're fucking ridiculous. And why aren't you a size 0?
Lmfao!!!! Omg who says that.....?!?
I was with a girl once who's clit was so small, that pulling the hood back didn't expose it. Freaked me out.
This is why I love baton rouge.
Ahh the chipped ham pussy that's never good. Walk away from that and you'll thank me.
CLITS AREN'T HARD TO FIND what are you a virgin?!?! hahaha ydi. my ex was terrible at this, too. unless you ARE my ex...lolz
You obviously know nothing about pussy. Just pull back the hood (seriously) and it's right there.
I had an ex juuuust like the op.
Someone hasn't washed.... Ever
7:00, are you fucked?
Just as a creepy fact, killer whale 'lips' are much tighter than probably any human, even the tightest of porn stars. If they had roast beef lips, then that would just cause some mighty drag when they swim!
And also, there is no whale named Shamu. Not anymore, at least. She died many years ago. Shamu is just a stage name.
7:00- It's Kama Sutra