I don't understand why this would ever be an issue. Is it that difficult to Google a diagram of a vagina? The clit is RIGHT THERE. It's always RIGHT THERE.
LOL LOL LOL @ 6:24PM. I was thinking the same thing. I mean, Im a small girl (size 2) but I cannot stop thinking, unless he was trying to lick shamu (sp?) from sea world, how could he not find it?? Invest in a few sex ed. books, and a karma sutra :)
Eep!
But I agree with everyone else, it shouldn't be that damn hard to find it.
Its like finding a tumor in a pile of earlobes, and it's always in the same spot.
Come on, man.
Also, as far as imagery goes, that was a great visual. Almost as good as my guy saying "Yeah, I've been with some ladies whos vaginas looked like baseball mitts filled with roast beef." Right in the middle of going down on me, too.
He's a keeper.
IT'S RIGHT THERE. Seriously, how can you miss it? It's like going into a field and not noticing the only fucking tree there (which is standing SMACK DAB in the center)
Jesus H Christ... please go back to 3:36... stop talking about how HE didn't know what he was doing.... here's the better question... How did SHE not know how to find HER clit? epic fail
Don't know where that 'n' came from. But anyway: loss of sensation, painful intercourse, painful childbirth, skin discoloration, scar overgrowth, etc. Not to mention the usual cosmetic surgery risks of blood clots and infection.
This sounds like u were looking inside her for the clit.. That would be where the Gspot lives.. Either way I'm sure you'll miss it.
Hey type gspot in your iPhone.. It guesses you meant to write happy.. Good guess iPhone!
One of my guy friends at school was talking about how he could never fin it. Turns out he thought it was in the vagina. We basically had to draw him a map. Best.lunch.discussion.ever.
7:00, are you fucked?
Just as a creepy fact, killer whale 'lips' are much tighter than probably any human, even the tightest of porn stars. If they had roast beef lips, then that would just cause some mighty drag when they swim!
And also, there is no whale named Shamu. Not anymore, at least. She died many years ago. Shamu is just a stage name.
You're right 3:36, we're all tard basket monkeys cause we didn't adress the grammar issue presented in this text. Go read some Highlights, you fuck, this is TFLN.
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