So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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