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  • 53 38
    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 25, 11 at 12:33pm

    As long as you're at or above room temperature, a pulse is insignificant....

    • 44 28
      Submitted by MileHighMan on Nov 29, 11 at 2:34pm

      Like I said to the other guy, Shit... We have morticians desperate enough to fuck dead chicks. "what a wonderful world." sick fucks

  • 46 34
    Submitted by Mactastic on Nov 25, 11 at 2:02pm

    So, a doctor, an emt, a mortician...

  • 41 25
    Submitted by shanie on Nov 28, 11 at 7:26pm

    Luckily for you, there are guys out there who will literally fuck anything with a pulse! Just think of the hotties you can score! Have fun!!!

    • 32 30
      Submitted by MileHighMan on Nov 29, 11 at 2:33pm

      Shit... We have morticians desperate enough to fuck dead chicks. "what a wonderful world.

    • 36 25
      Submitted by Crotchflea on Dec 15, 11 at 11:37pm

      Maybe the texter IS a guy, which makes more sense because it's much easier for girls to get laid than it is for guys.

  • 49 41
    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Nov 25, 11 at 12:59pm

    You're never going to find a partner if you don't have self-confidence. You'll be seen as an easy target to hit and quit, use and abuse. You should be able to say no.

    • 40 27
      Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 25, 11 at 5:33pm

      Sadly you find someone just as out of control and fucked up as yourself. This either works out to help each other or accelerates the self-destruction.

  • 40 33
    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Nov 25, 11 at 11:45am

    You're really that ugly?

  • 44 42
    Submitted by grandmasboy on Nov 26, 11 at 8:39am

    Double bagger

  • 37 35
    Submitted by Jesusraptor on Nov 27, 11 at 11:14am

    Desperate...

  • 37 35
    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Nov 26, 11 at 2:20am

    That's the spirit, call me toots

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    Submitted by SavagePsycho on Jan 9, 13 at 10:21pm

    Necrophilia. Derived from the Greek words "nekros", meaning "dead", and "philia" meaning "love". In short, it's the sexual attraction to corpses. Best known for necrophilia was either Ted Bundy or Jeffery Dahmer. Oh the humanity

  • 34 52
    Submitted by jexxca on Nov 26, 11 at 12:41am

    I'm liking the high standards.