woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
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you're lax shaft? dude lax is awesome!
hahaha funniest shit ever
I thought Edward Cullen was a cockring
i had to google edward cullen, and a cartoon came up, wow, ive seen that referenced way too much, i need to stop wasting my time at work to read this nonsense
I fucking hate so many of you. You know who you are.
um ever consider it was used as a c*ck ring? lol go cosmo! they always have ideas like that...
Edward Cullen is FICTIONAL.
Get over it.
fix the "o"
might have been a good night, it's unclear, sounds kinky...awesome
That added a much needed lol to the post 12:57. good show.
Oh dear god, not the best thing to wake up to
kinky bitch is kinky
how the hell could you sleep an entire night with that on ur cock?
someone had a little fun and it got crazy. Kinky ;)
all this twilight shit is so oooooold... please STFU about it already. it's not even funny or original anymore.
LOL 3:06...love the Ralph Wiggum-ness.
Edward Cullen doesn't need a cock ring.
Well, she had to use something to keep the hair out of her eyes.
Edward Cullen wears himself on his own cock, and the cock-ring was him, and then I saw the cock-ring and the cock-ring looked at me.
Hahaha, when I first read it I thought it said "hair lip" (as in hare lip)... that would have been way funnier.
Did you ask why it was clamped around your shaft?
4:26 -- I would assume it had something to do with my friend EtOH.
Either that really hurt or you have a really small dick
EDWARD CULLEN WATCHES YOU SLEEP