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  • Submitted by holliewood007 on Jun 1, 11 at 5:37pm

    Nuts and then bolts :)

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      Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jun 1, 11 at 9:16pm

      My cap is off, one of the cleverest responses I've seen on TFLN.

  • Submitted by tg03 on Jun 1, 11 at 6:30pm

    He takes your money and makes you come back in a week?

  • Submitted by duckdown on Jun 1, 11 at 8:03pm

    when he is explaining what he is going to do to you, you dont really understand it. then in the end you just feel fucked over.

  • Submitted by sparky42 on Jun 1, 11 at 11:37pm

    he spends a lot of time underneath you, gets your fluids all over his clothes, and makes your parts feel like new?

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    Submitted by dizziej on Jun 1, 11 at 5:48pm

    Everytime I see you my nuts tighten

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    Submitted by dannthemann69 on Jun 2, 11 at 11:29am

    so many failed attempts at jokes.

  • Submitted by sergieaux on Jun 1, 11 at 6:15pm

    did he drain your pipes?

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    Submitted by Veda4424 on Jun 1, 11 at 11:38pm

    Nuts and bolts nuts and bolts you got screwed!

  • Submitted by Pengz on Jun 1, 11 at 8:18pm

    Fixes your rear end?

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    Submitted by meowzersmeow on Jun 2, 11 at 2:51pm

    How do you fuck like a mechanic?

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    Submitted by redsox985 on Jun 2, 11 at 9:42pm

    "Bitches call me the carpenter cause I screw nut and bolt" ~ Chris Webby - Trust me

  • Submitted by imissrickscott on Jun 1, 11 at 7:05pm

    He stuck his tip in your exhaust pipe??

  • Submitted by deepredsky on Jun 1, 11 at 9:06pm


  • Submitted by harbqll on Jun 1, 11 at 7:45pm

    Every time, after you get done, there's parts left over?