You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
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Nuts and then bolts :)
My cap is off, one of the cleverest responses I've seen on TFLN.
He takes your money and makes you come back in a week?
when he is explaining what he is going to do to you, you dont really understand it. then in the end you just feel fucked over.
he spends a lot of time underneath you, gets your fluids all over his clothes, and makes your parts feel like new?
Everytime I see you my nuts tighten
so many failed attempts at jokes.
did he drain your pipes?
Nuts and bolts nuts and bolts you got screwed!
Fixes your rear end?
How do you fuck like a mechanic?
"Bitches call me the carpenter cause I screw nut and bolt" ~ Chris Webby - Trust me
He stuck his tip in your exhaust pipe??
Every time, after you get done, there's parts left over?