I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
There are leaves in my underwear?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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