omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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