we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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