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  • Submitted by mordantmouth on Aug 26, 12 at 1:09pm

    Oh sweetie, no. It's your j u n k, not your junk drawer. . .

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 26, 12 at 1:34pm

    Don't feel bad. She can't keep track of what all has been in their either.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 26, 12 at 3:19pm

    ... and as soon as I find my keys, we can drive out of here!

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    Submitted by porksword on Aug 26, 12 at 4:08pm

    BTW, there's a fire hydrant in your trunk.

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    Submitted by Brownthunder on Aug 26, 12 at 11:51am

    Yes I've often referred to the vagina as a clown car of inanimate objects

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 26, 12 at 1:35pm

    There. Not their. Damn you auto-correct!

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 27, 12 at 2:48am

    Katamari Vaginacy?

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    Submitted by Leeping1 on Aug 27, 12 at 1:23am

    Porksword ftw!