So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
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She can't say that again
I thought of Tucker Max when I read this.
You are all worthless
So she has to get drunk to stomach having sex with you because she realizes you're a jerk who treats her like a cum dumpster yet continues fucking you anyway because she has low self-esteem. Got it.
OP and everyone in here are cuntfaces with dicks the size of peanuts.
12:47 -recognizing national championship fail. as well as life fail.
Tucker Max would be proud
Tucker Max reference FTW
OP - way too nice to women fail.
typical woman -- expects something nice in exchange for sex. Doesn't that qualify her as a whore?
Sigh. Been there. She was from Ohio, too.
3:40! Win! Brilliant! Let's unite n take over the world!
1:00-defending a worthwhile state fail
You are obviously a huge douche. Please improve your actions and personality immediately.
that was nice of you...jerkie
10:10 - California Raisin win.
Woah 12:59 calm the hell down.
Do you go to OU? I think EVERY girl here does that
Ooooh Cleveland. How I love thee.