So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
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She can't say that again
I thought of Tucker Max when I read this.
You are all worthless
So she has to get drunk to stomach having sex with you because she realizes you're a jerk who treats her like a cum dumpster yet continues fucking you anyway because she has low self-esteem. Got it.
12:47 -recognizing national championship fail. as well as life fail.
OP and everyone in here are cuntfaces with dicks the size of peanuts.
Tucker Max would be proud
Tucker Max reference FTW
OP - way too nice to women fail.
typical woman -- expects something nice in exchange for sex. Doesn't that qualify her as a whore?
Sigh. Been there. She was from Ohio, too.
3:40! Win! Brilliant! Let's unite n take over the world!
1:00-defending a worthwhile state fail
that was nice of you...jerkie
You are obviously a huge douche. Please improve your actions and personality immediately.
10:10 - California Raisin win.
Woah 12:59 calm the hell down.
Do you go to OU? I think EVERY girl here does that
Ooooh Cleveland. How I love thee.