This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
