We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
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ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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