We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
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I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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