Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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