Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
