Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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