alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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