So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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Congrats dude, sounds like a memorable first time.
Don't ya just love family reunions ?
And a good night to get herpes.
Sounds a bit too much like the end to the first Porky's. Pee wee is that you?
We accept her, we accept her. Gooble gobble, gooble gobble.
Just smile with a shit-eating-grin when you feel sore the next few days.