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  • SUBLIME! every time i hear about a handjob all i can think of "and then she pulled out my mushroom tip... when it came out it went drip drip drip i didnt know she had that GI joe kung fu grip. and UHHH and the girl caressed me down... sorry. /end song.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Chardonnay only pairs well with pussy, not with cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:05pm
  • Wonder if she/he has a "Popeye" arm...... If so, count me in, I'm in Baltimore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:03pm
  • why so you can bang out all the grama sluts that moved down there from maryland

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:56pm
  • This is Maryland in a nut shell.. I love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:35am
  • im tired tooo ! more like of coronas and hj , i gotta work myself up to bjs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:19pm
  • 1:41 hahaha epic this is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 3:30am
  • really, what's the point of giving a handjob? he can always do it better for himself than you. woman up. suck it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:25pm
  • And when it came out it went drip, drip, drip I didn't know she had that GI joe, kung foo grip.... Really though, get your mouth down there for christs sake, they can stroke themselves off. They can't suck it. At least...most likely.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:28pm
  • I grew up in MD...and 90% of the females there were sluts. Still are... That's why I moved to FL!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:12pm
  • Use your mouth instead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:26pm
  • That could interfere with the ambiance and taste of the fine box-o-wine Chardonnay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:59pm
  • BALTIMORE!!! keepin' it classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:35am
  • keep it classy md :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:13pm
  • Chardonnay and handjobs? Are we in 8th grade?

    Submitted by Jay051684 on May 27, 10 at 4:11am
  • Bmore... The best place to get bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:52pm
  • 12:12 thats why i never moved

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:52am