I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
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SUBLIME! every time i hear about a handjob all i can think of "and then she pulled out my mushroom tip... when it came out it went drip drip drip i didnt know she had that GI joe kung fu grip. and UHHH and the girl caressed me down... sorry. /end song.
Chardonnay only pairs well with pussy, not with cock.
why so you can bang out all the grama sluts that moved down there from maryland
Wonder if she/he has a "Popeye" arm...... If so, count me in, I'm in Baltimore.
This is Maryland in a nut shell.. I love it.
And when it came out it went drip, drip, drip
I didn't know she had that GI joe, kung foo grip....
Really though, get your mouth down there for christs sake, they can stroke themselves off. They can't suck it. At least...most likely.
im tired tooo ! more like of coronas and hj , i gotta work myself up to bjs
1:41 hahaha epic this is awesome
I grew up in MD...and 90% of the females there were sluts. Still are... That's why I moved to FL!!
sounds more like a reason not to move.
really, what's the point of giving a handjob? he can always do it better for himself than you. woman up. suck it!
Use your mouth instead.
keep it classy md :)
BALTIMORE!!! keepin' it classy.
That could interfere with the ambiance and taste of the fine box-o-wine Chardonnay.
Chardonnay and handjobs? Are we in 8th grade?
Bmore... The best place to get bitches
12:12 thats why i never moved