Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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