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  • Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 7, 11 at 10:04am

    100 times better, and if you prefer, you can fuck the pie

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    Submitted by Allo_guv on Mar 7, 11 at 9:18am

    Fucking madness, free pie is always a good thing.

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    Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Mar 7, 11 at 1:20pm

    Did she add some Cool Hwip?

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    Submitted by janesaddiction on Mar 7, 11 at 11:51pm

    I love you Maatt_Daaamon. Stewie is my god.

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    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Mar 7, 11 at 5:33pm

    Yep. A whole pie, steaming hot, straight to the face, plate and everything. Man she must like me.

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    Submitted by nadinem227 on Mar 7, 11 at 12:15pm

    Free pie would totally be worth not getting laid.

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    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 7, 11 at 6:15pm

    Hair pie?

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    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 7, 11 at 5:01pm

    I was going to suggest you return the favor but you already made it clear that there was no getting laid involved. Consolation champ is still a champ I guess.

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    Submitted by parsons41286 on Mar 7, 11 at 9:29am

    Different kinda pie, so sorry

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    Submitted by AshipherSmithers on Mar 7, 11 at 11:35pm

    Hahahaaaaa

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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Mar 24, 11 at 10:58pm

    Success!

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    Submitted by nicehole on Mar 8, 11 at 1:21am

    Was it a warm apple pie?

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    Submitted by ejswimmer on Mar 7, 11 at 9:33pm

    You got her cherry pie, huh?

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    Submitted by steven5441 on Mar 7, 11 at 5:43pm

    If you're the type of guy that will eat a whole pie, that might be why you didn't get laid.

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    Submitted by seandj on Mar 7, 11 at 6:54pm

    Why are you typing about a fricken pie

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    Submitted by iguanaman1991 on Mar 9, 11 at 2:52pm

    What's better than sex??\nFood!!!\nFuck yea!!!

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    Submitted by rickjames225 on Mar 7, 11 at 10:47pm

    In Soviet Russia you did get laid!

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    Submitted by RyanM on Mar 7, 11 at 12:51pm

    "I love apple pie!" - Bobby, King of the Hill

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    Submitted by roberttsavage on Mar 7, 11 at 7:36pm

    This is fake if i was you i would lay the waitress

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    Submitted by Assman_Humpeth on Mar 7, 11 at 6:19pm

    No anal = sexual fail

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    Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 8, 11 at 5:00am

    you must be the poster child for "disapointed parents"