Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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100 times better, and if you prefer, you can fuck the pie
Did she add some Cool Hwip?
Fucking madness, free pie is always a good thing.
Why are you typing about a fricken pie
Free pie would totally be worth not getting laid.
Different kinda pie, so sorry
You got her cherry pie, huh?
I was going to suggest you return the favor but you already made it clear that there was no getting laid involved. Consolation champ is still a champ I guess.
I love you Maatt_Daaamon. Stewie is my god.
Yep. A whole pie, steaming hot, straight to the face, plate and everything. Man she must like me.
If you're the type of guy that will eat a whole pie, that might be why you didn't get laid.
In Soviet Russia you did get laid!
"I love apple pie!" - Bobby, King of the Hill
What's better than sex??\nFood!!!\nFuck yea!!!
Was it a warm apple pie?
No anal = sexual fail
you must be the poster child for "disapointed parents"
This is fake if i was you i would lay the waitress