Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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