hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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