dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
you would pick up someone in the library
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize