Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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