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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:32pm

    she offered head. what the fuck are you smoking?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:30pm

    That's so mean! Would it be so difficult for you to just let her suck it for awhile?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:30pm

    i cant even imagine how ugly this girl must have been

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:06pm

    guys have standards too; i wouldn't let an ugly chick touch my dick either.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:28pm

    What guy turns down head?!?!? Ugly or not!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:14pm

    think this way, she might have been ugly, but she could have given amazing head you don't know until you try...

  • 87 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:38pm

    Weak. No need to ever turn down head.

  • 78 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:58pm

    Some one has a small dick

  • 81 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:30pm

    Um yeah what's so wrong with a guy who has standards?

  • 79 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:54am

    call it what you want if i'm not attracted to a girl i'm not gonna enjoy anything sexual with her. fuck that. good job on keeping it in your pants.

  • 74 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:52am

    -sigh- Everyone judges on looks to much. =/

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:27am

    Mustve been jerika crowder from 317 with her horse face. Look it up on facbook.

  • 75 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:47pm

    Turn off the lights, stupid

  • 81 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:24pm

    maybe he's afraid the ugly will rub off on his dick.

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:51pm

    Hey fuck the best get head from the rest.

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:49am

    A guy with standards....I'm impressed.

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:47pm

    Ugly chicks try harder Law of nature

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:20am

    The equivelant would be, would an attractive chick let an ugly guy go down on her. Unless alchy is involved or she's going to shut her eyes and fantasize about someone else, I'd say "no". And I'm not saying that to be shallow.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 4:19pm

    I'm a chick, and while I can see why people might think he's shallow, I think that he has a right to say no to whoever he wants to. Just because he's a guy doesn't mean he wants head indiscriminately from EVERYONE. And it's not his job to get intimate with someone just so they'll feel better about themselves.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:41pm

    "balloon knot"? Really? ... REALLY?

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:49am

    bro next time just put a bag on her head if shes that ugly....she might suck a mean one

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:57am

    Maybe she thought there was acceptance and love at the end of your dick =(

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:28pm

    ehh you should have accepted it; ugly girls make more of an effort.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:48am

    "should the ugly girl blow me (blow me!) next to the toilet bowl"...

  • 35 27
    Submitted by USPF2014 on Nov 11, 11 at 12:34pm

    If she's ugly, it's ok. Her face belongs in a crotch. You can shoot yer load all over her face and leave her to clean up.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:17pm

    girls can be gross an creepy too. i would not let a nasty guy go down on me just to get off. i feel like some level of attraction is necessary to enjoy sex of any form (even if that attractions stems from alcohol). good for you, OP!

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:32am

    surely if she was that horrific looking you shouldn't really have brought her home anyway? but i agree with the standards thing......you just maybes should have had them from the beginning instead of halfway through ;).

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:22pm

    Hhahahahahhahahaahaha

  • 34 32
    Submitted by TheNewRule on Aug 22, 11 at 9:43pm

    Rule 57: ugly girls have more to prove, so they do more, more often, and with more spirit. God bless ugly girls!

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:18pm

    9:13 I'm sure deep down the OP is sorry for making you cry.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:19am

    Fuck you guys; Orange County people have standards :)

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:23pm

    LMAO ive seen that happen before

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:32pm

    I'm hot. Can I give u head

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:05am

    Hahaha just get your nut!

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:56pm

    must have been a UT Austin chick. Nothing more ugly than one of them

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:12pm

    Op just has a small penis and is embarrassed..I never turn down head even if it was roxie I donnell

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:25pm

    Yet another remark from I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:31pm

    dumbass, EVERYone know ugly chick head is the best head, cuz they try harder (:

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    Submitted by Ano12 on Jul 25, 12 at 11:34am

    Fat or ugly are only good for two reasons. \n\n1. Doing them from behind \n2. letting them suck you off

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:54pm

    Ugly or fat? Those are two very different insecurities. Fat chicks give good head while your garden variety butterface will generally give up the balloon knot easier...

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:24am

    so funny. and its true, im a girl and even i know guy's have standards . it's just head, not a million dollars, dont let just anyone get down there, you'll see in in ur memory forever and remember how low you sunk lol.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:13am

    YHGTBFKM! When have guys been that fussy\/

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:36pm

    My friend isn't generally the hottest girl, so the other night this one guy bought all of us drinks and i guess she thought that meant he wanted all of us. She starts leaning onto him and he pulls the "Oh I got a test tomorrow, gotta head out." We hopped parties about an hour or two later and he was there grinding on some other chick. We served him well, all of us went up to him and doused him with all these cups we found. Who knows what was in there.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:26pm

    Standards? Really? Wow. So there really is a recessive egomaniac gene after all. GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF! That goes for the texter and every shrimp dick responder talking about STANDARDS! REALLY? You SERIOUSLY think you're too good looking to get head?

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:46am

    I think he has reason...I would turn down head from an ugly chick aswell.... Would you guys lick the pussy of an ugly chick?

  • 41 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:14am

    Oh cause I thought you meant figuratively.

  • 43 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:13pm

    Haha sounds like what I drunkingly did

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:46am

    Ugly girls have to try harder. They will let you fuck them in the ass and slap them around. Once I put a buttplug in this chicks ass and icyhot on her cunt. I ducked her while she cried, lol. Plug made her vag tight too.