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  • she offered head. what the fuck are you smoking?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:32pm
  • That's so mean! Would it be so difficult for you to just let her suck it for awhile?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:30pm
  • Weak. No need to ever turn down head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:38pm
  • i cant even imagine how ugly this girl must have been

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:30pm
  • guys have standards too; i wouldn't let an ugly chick touch my dick either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:06pm
  • What guy turns down head?!?!? Ugly or not!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 8:28pm
  • think this way, she might have been ugly, but she could have given amazing head you don't know until you try...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:14pm
  • Some one has a small dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Turn off the lights, stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:47pm
  • Mustve been jerika crowder from 317 with her horse face. Look it up on facbook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:27am
  • A guy with standards....I'm impressed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:49am
  • call it what you want if i'm not attracted to a girl i'm not gonna enjoy anything sexual with her. fuck that. good job on keeping it in your pants.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:54am
  • The equivelant would be, would an attractive chick let an ugly guy go down on her. Unless alchy is involved or she's going to shut her eyes and fantasize about someone else, I'd say "no". And I'm not saying that to be shallow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:20am
  • bro next time just put a bag on her head if shes that ugly....she might suck a mean one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:49am
  • Um yeah what's so wrong with a guy who has standards?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:30pm
  • Ugly chicks try harder Law of nature

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:47pm
  • -sigh- Everyone judges on looks to much. =/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:52am
  • Hey fuck the best get head from the rest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:51pm
  • ehh you should have accepted it; ugly girls make more of an effort.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:28pm
  • maybe he's afraid the ugly will rub off on his dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:24pm
  • must have been a UT Austin chick. Nothing more ugly than one of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:56pm
  • If she's ugly, it's ok. Her face belongs in a crotch. You can shoot yer load all over her face and leave her to clean up.

    Submitted by USPF2014 on Nov 11, 11 at 12:34pm
  • girls can be gross an creepy too. i would not let a nasty guy go down on me just to get off. i feel like some level of attraction is necessary to enjoy sex of any form (even if that attractions stems from alcohol). good for you, OP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:17pm
  • I'm a chick, and while I can see why people might think he's shallow, I think that he has a right to say no to whoever he wants to. Just because he's a guy doesn't mean he wants head indiscriminately from EVERYONE. And it's not his job to get intimate with someone just so they'll feel better about themselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Maybe she thought there was acceptance and love at the end of your dick =(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:57am
  • Fuck you guys; Orange County people have standards :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:19am
  • Hahaha just get your nut!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:05am
  • "balloon knot"? Really? ... REALLY?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Hhahahahahhahahaahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:22pm
  • surely if she was that horrific looking you shouldn't really have brought her home anyway? but i agree with the standards thing......you just maybes should have had them from the beginning instead of halfway through ;).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:32am
  • Standards? Really? Wow. So there really is a recessive egomaniac gene after all. GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF! That goes for the texter and every shrimp dick responder talking about STANDARDS! REALLY? You SERIOUSLY think you're too good looking to get head?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:26pm
  • Ugly or fat? Those are two very different insecurities. Fat chicks give good head while your garden variety butterface will generally give up the balloon knot easier...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 6:54pm
  • Rule 57: ugly girls have more to prove, so they do more, more often, and with more spirit. God bless ugly girls!

    Submitted by TheNewRule on Aug 22, 11 at 9:43pm
  • Op just has a small penis and is embarrassed..I never turn down head even if it was roxie I donnell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:12pm
  • I think he has reason...I would turn down head from an ugly chick aswell.... Would you guys lick the pussy of an ugly chick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:46am
  • dumbass, EVERYone know ugly chick head is the best head, cuz they try harder (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:31pm
  • so funny. and its true, im a girl and even i know guy's have standards . it's just head, not a million dollars, dont let just anyone get down there, you'll see in in ur memory forever and remember how low you sunk lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:24am
  • My friend isn't generally the hottest girl, so the other night this one guy bought all of us drinks and i guess she thought that meant he wanted all of us. She starts leaning onto him and he pulls the "Oh I got a test tomorrow, gotta head out." We hopped parties about an hour or two later and he was there grinding on some other chick. We served him well, all of us went up to him and doused him with all these cups we found. Who knows what was in there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:36pm
  • Yet another remark from I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:25pm
  • "should the ugly girl blow me (blow me!) next to the toilet bowl"...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:48am
  • I'm hot. Can I give u head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:32pm
  • Haha sounds like what I drunkingly did

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:13pm
  • 9:13 I'm sure deep down the OP is sorry for making you cry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Oh cause I thought you meant figuratively.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:14am
  • LMAO ive seen that happen before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:23pm
  • Ugly girls have to try harder. They will let you fuck them in the ass and slap them around. Once I put a buttplug in this chicks ass and icyhot on her cunt. I ducked her while she cried, lol. Plug made her vag tight too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:46am
  • Fat or ugly are only good for two reasons. \n\n1. Doing them from behind \n2. letting them suck you off

    Submitted by Ano12 on Jul 25, 12 at 11:34am
  • YHGTBFKM! When have guys been that fussy\/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:13am
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