that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i may or may not be watching the land before time
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
why do cheetos always look like penises
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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