Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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All you have to do now is smoke some weed and both eyes will be even... No one will ever know
It's close enough to halloween, go as a pirate and don't take your eye patch off.
Just put a bag on your head it still counts
wtf, is the OP you're texting sitting across the table from you? I'm guessing you could look up and ask them instead of texting them.
Drink enough and anyone is fuckable
That depends. Conjunctivitis can be caused by chlamydia and other STDs. If you have the clap in your eye, then no. Otherwise, I need a full frontal nude to adequately answer your question.
Put a bag on your head
I'd hit it
With that bag over your head? Hell yes you do