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  • 82 47
    Submitted by bmae92 on Oct 24, 11 at 9:10am

    All you have to do now is smoke some weed and both eyes will be even... No one will ever know

  • 66 52
    Submitted by dirtroadandretti on Oct 24, 11 at 12:09pm

    It's close enough to halloween, go as a pirate and don't take your eye patch off.

  • 63 49
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Oct 24, 11 at 11:06am

    wtf, is the OP you're texting sitting across the table from you? I'm guessing you could look up and ask them instead of texting them.

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Qu1ks1lv3r on Oct 24, 11 at 1:27pm

    Just put a bag on your head it still counts

  • 50 56
    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 24, 11 at 12:49pm

    That depends. Conjunctivitis can be caused by chlamydia and other STDs. If you have the clap in your eye, then no. Otherwise, I need a full frontal nude to adequately answer your question.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Thunderdick86 on Oct 24, 11 at 10:41am

    I'd hit it

  • 45 59
    Submitted by mrBIGdaddy on Oct 24, 11 at 9:31am

    Put a bag on your head

  • 41 53
    Submitted by ck24 on Oct 24, 11 at 12:33pm

    With that bag over your head? Hell yes you do

  • 44 60
    Submitted by dovanation on Oct 24, 11 at 11:07am

    ...lol

  • 31 36
    Submitted by HopeyoucthisLiz on Nov 9, 11 at 12:09am

    Drink enough and anyone is fuckable